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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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