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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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