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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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