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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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