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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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