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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Stella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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