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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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