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Pet death

My step-auntie Trisha had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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