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Pet death

My step-auntie Delilah had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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