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Pet death
My
step-uncle
had their beloved pet
puppy 🐶
Missy
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bull 🐮
a bear 🐻
a pufferfish 🐡
a turkey 🦃
a velociraptor 🦖
an ostrich 🐦
a venomous snake 🐍
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