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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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