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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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