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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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