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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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