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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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