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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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