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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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