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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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