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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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