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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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