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Pet death

My uncle had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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