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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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