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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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