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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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