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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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