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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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