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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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