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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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