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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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