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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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