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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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