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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Kirk eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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