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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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