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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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