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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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