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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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