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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Princess eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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