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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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