Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.