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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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