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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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