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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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