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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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