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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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