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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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