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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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