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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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