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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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