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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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