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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Bella eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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